To Lil Ole Crazy You

I think you have actual psychosis.  A serious mental illness that incorporates paranoia and hallucinations. Schizophrenia, perhaps? For you to have fabricated such asinine scenarios in your head, accusing me of things that never happened, and blaming me for what were actually YOUR shortcomings, you are truly a girl in need of serious help. And it's all such a shame because I used to think you were a good friend. Well you certainly proved me wrong there. God speed and good luck with the rest of your life. You will certainly need it.