Selfish From the Tip of Your Nose to the Ends of Your Toes

You are one of THE most selfish people I have ever had the misfortune of crossing paths with. You are an absolute fake who gets her high off making others feel badly about themselves. You make absolutely horrible decisions which you will absolutely be paying for in the future. You are incapable of being a real friend and if you weren't such a nasty bitch to me, I might actually feel a sense of sympathy for you as you seem to come from a really fucked up family containing drug addicts, lost souls, and failures.

To Lil Ole Crazy You

I think you have actual psychosis.  A serious mental illness that incorporates paranoia and hallucinations. Schizophrenia, perhaps? For you to have fabricated such asinine scenarios in your head, accusing me of things that never happened, and blaming me for what were actually YOUR shortcomings, you are truly a girl in need of serious help. And it's all such a shame because I used to think you were a good friend. Well you certainly proved me wrong there. God speed and good luck with the rest of your life. You will certainly need it.