Selfish From the Tip of Your Nose to the Ends of Your Toes

You are one of THE most selfish people I have ever had the misfortune of crossing paths with. You are an absolute fake who gets her high off making others feel badly about themselves. You make absolutely horrible decisions which you will absolutely be paying for in the future. You are incapable of being a real friend and if you weren't such a nasty bitch to me, I might actually feel a sense of sympathy for you as you seem to come from a really fucked up family containing drug addicts, lost souls, and failures.